Funny Business Closings

[chiller2484]

Here's some screenshots of some business closings and delays from this winter on a local news station. :jester:

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh182/Warriormaker/Jokes/CecilsEmporium.jpg
http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh182/Warriormaker/Jokes/ColonelAngusChicken.jpg
http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh182/Warriormaker/Jokes/DryCleaningInc.jpg
http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh182/Warriormaker/Jokes/WatkinsFamilyReunionService.jpg
http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh182/Warriormaker/Jokes/TheSausageFactory.jpg

[BTLFED R/T]

:laughing:

[Nolan]

Man, that's got to be either photochop or somebody will be looking for a new job!

Back in the day when I was living in Kansas the local TV station in Garden City, Ks. would do some crazy stuff. They had a really stacked blonde chick as the weathergirl, finally she got promoted (kneepads?) to the news desk and the writers had a field day with her script. One day every word would begin with the letter "C", or the next day it would make bad rhymes, or the next story would be absolute tongue twisters. They had one of the highest viewership of any local news programs until one day the blonde had a meltdown and just went off screaming!

Nolan

[xlofnktax]

this is old, they were so off track because of the storms that any business people could call in, they would accept it

[WeezyRT]

Holla at P. Nis hahaha

[1hotkadota]

Holla at P. Nis hahaha

I saw that one too! WTF?:jester:

[Trueblue R/T]

LOl they had to close the sausage factory,,couldn't get any cock rings to help keep their sausage firm..

[1hotkadota]

LOl they had to close the sausage factory,,couldn't get any cock rings to help keep their sausage firm..

:jester: nasty!

[chiller2484]

Man, that's got to be either photochop or somebody will be looking for a new job!

i think all the bulletins on there were legit! i don't normally watch that channel, more like a statewide news station for NC.


Back in the day when I was living in Kansas the local TV station in Garden City, Ks. would do some crazy stuff. They had a really stacked blonde chick as the weathergirl, finally she got promoted (kneepads?) to the news desk and the writers had a field day with her script. One day every word would begin with the letter "C", or the next day it would make bad rhymes, or the next story would be absolute tongue twisters. They had one of the highest viewership of any local news programs until one day the blonde had a meltdown and just went off screaming!

Nolan

:rofl::laughing::jester:

[chiller2484]

this is old, they were so off track because of the storms that any business people could call in, they would accept it

yeah that's what i figured. i don't think i've ever seen the word "holla" used in a description on television! :jester:

[chiller2484]

LOl they had to close the sausage factory,,couldn't get any cock rings to help keep their sausage firm..

well, at least they were able to get back up the next day! :jester:

[chiller2484]

:laughing:

gotta love the "Colonel Angus Chicken" :la::la: I didn't realize it until looking at it again that it will be open from 6-9. that makes it funnier! :jester:

[QwikKota]

Man, that's got to be either photochop or somebody will be looking for a new job!

Back in the day when I was living in Kansas the local TV station in Garden City, Ks. would do some crazy stuff. They had a really stacked blonde chick as the weathergirl, finally she got promoted (kneepads?) to the news desk and the writers had a field day with her script. One day every word would begin with the letter "C", or the next day it would make bad rhymes, or the next story would be absolute tongue twisters. They had one of the highest viewership of any local news programs until one day the blonde had a meltdown and just went off screaming!

Nolan

Haha, that I need to see. The stacked blonde especially! There was some small time call in tv show that was on friday nights. After a few rounds of beers we'd call in and make all sorts of BS topics we wanted to talk about. When they put us on the air we'd make fun of the guests or turn the topic racial. I remember making fun of some 13 yr old kid they had on there b/c his shoes must have been size 15 or bigger.